Survey: Rude Towns!

Please tell me what you think and help me write a future book!


In this survey, I'm interested in how rude you view some genuine British town, village and hamlet names. Here I mean "sweary" rude, "toilet" rude or "sexually" rude rather than someone slamming a door in your face or ignoring you in the street.

About You

1. Give me a name - a first name, a nickname, whatever - to whom I can attribute anything memorable you might tell me. Remember, this is supposed to be anonymous.

2. Tell me your age using any units you choose and as vague as you like.

3. Tell me your sex or gender or whatever you think I might be asking. Or answer an entirely different question if you prefer that instead. There's no judging here.

Some Possibly Insightful Nonsense That's Also About You

For a little background, here are three silly, randomly chosen but entirely optional questions for me to learn something about you. (Silly answers, as always, are welcome.)

4. What do you take? £1,000 to walk away with or the outcome of £10,000 currently sitting on red as the roulette ball spins?

5. You will be paid to walk through your home town naked on a busy Saturday afternoon. How much do you charge?

6. Describe your perfect sandwich.

Finally, Some Proper Questions

7. Who is the MOST SEXUALLY rude person you can think of (or imagine)?

8. Who is the MOST SWEARILY rude person you can think of (or imagine)?

9. Who is the LEAST SEXUALLY rude person you can think of (or imagine)?

10. Who is the LEAST SWEARILY rude person you can think of (or imagine)?

11. What's the rudest thing you've ever done?

Survey 1: The World! Survey 2: Rude Towns! Survey 3: Odd Towns!
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