Survey: Rude Towns!

Please tell me what you think and help me write a future book!


In this survey, I'm interested in how rude you view some genuine British town, village and hamlet names. Here I mean "sweary" rude, "toilet" rude or "sexually" rude rather than someone slamming a door in your face or ignoring you in the street.

About You

1. Give me a name - a first name, a nickname, whatever - to whom I can attribute anything memorable you might tell me. Remember, this is supposed to be anonymous.

2. Tell me your age using any units you choose and as vague as you like.

3. Tell me your sex or gender or whatever you think I might be asking. Or answer an entirely different question if you prefer that instead. There's no judging here.

Some Possibly Insightful Nonsense That's Also About You

For a little background, here are three silly, randomly chosen but entirely optional questions for me to learn something about you. (Silly answers, as always, are welcome.)

4. Who is the sexiest cartoon character? Why?

5. Ketchup, mayonnaise or gravy on chips (fries) or something else? Why?

6. Describe your dream dessert.

Finally, Some Proper Questions

7. Who is the MOST SEXUALLY rude person you can think of (or imagine)?

8. Who is the MOST SWEARILY rude person you can think of (or imagine)?

9. Who is the LEAST SEXUALLY rude person you can think of (or imagine)?

10. Who is the LEAST SWEARILY rude person you can think of (or imagine)?

11. What's the rudest thing you've ever done?

Survey 1: The World! Survey 2: Rude Towns! Survey 3: Odd Towns!
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